♥ Monday, December 7, 2009

Yo peeps im bck ...

Here's juz a random joke .. Enjoy ...

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The Dead Bookkepper

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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper
has cheated him out of ten million bucks.
His bookkeeper is deaf.
That was the reason he got the job
in the first place.

It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper
about his missing $10 million,
he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks he embezzled from me is."
The attorney, using sign language, asks the
bookkeeper where the money is.

The bookkeeper signs back:
"I don't know what you are talking about."

The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and says, "Ask him again"

The attorney signs to the bookkeeper:
"He'll kill you if you don't tell him"

The bookkeeper signs back:
"OK. You win. The money is in a brown briefcase,
buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens."

The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"

The attorney replies:
"He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

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Haha .. Haf A Great Day (:

Sayonara

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♥ Friday, November 27, 2009

Yo peeps im back . Maple-ing past few days -.- training alot of acc .. Cant decide on which acc to train LOL . Class outing 8Dec Lol . Alfred's fone i tink his birdy grandad snatched away already -.- cant contact him at all . Wonder whether he got go anot . I wan him whack me again (: sibei fun ... All of us watch out oso -.- later he call his parents sue us LOL ..
Anyone wan go lan ? Contact me thanks (:

Sayonara peeps

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♥ Friday, November 13, 2009

Haha yo peeps im back .

Today went jurong swimming complex to swim with Zehao and Clarance . Met clarance 1st before meeting zehao in train . Went there , but was raining -.- Slacked at hawker centre for around 30mins den go in swimming complex but still raining . Took a stroll around the complex . 30mins later can go in le -.-

3 of us all borrowed float(s) ... Play play play , slide slide slide . We saw many bikini babes too :P haah .. Den at 4.30 went to bathe and change and ate at KFC ..
i ate snackers LOL . Saving money :o
Clarance gave me part of his cheezy meltz . Thanks bro (:

ahah , den went boon lay safra played lan for 2hrs . Den went home . Maple-ed at home again -.- Yea , today was fun , if only everyday was like that , it wouldnt be boring at home rotting -.-

Sayoonara

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♥ Friday, November 6, 2009

Yo peeps . Im back from class chalet .. Tired ...
3days2night .. slept little only -.-
Or else outside chalet or downtown slack . Well our chalet was costa(think spell wrong -.-) sands resort pasir ris . The room was very cramped , 2beds only and there around 15 people so some ppl have to sleep at the bottom floor on towels or mattress LOL ... The tv sucks too -.- but at least can watch local channels ... miracle .. the toilet was dirty too ... Bo bian , gonna stay there for 2nights . dhen everyone came , 5pm bbq , eat eat eat , i ate little ...

Den after bbq , stayed at room play poker den went out to downtown , played arcade , booked movie ticket for midnite movie , ' My girlfriend is an agent ' haha nice korean movie , must watch ! at 3 went back chalet , slept , some of us didnt . zzz

Next day intended to go to www but didnt in the end as the weather was not good and some ppl did not feel like going . So ..played arcade , eat , bowling .. Bowling half-way finger pain , i rammed the ball too hard i guess -.- Nite time , fun , make alfred our organizer of this 'MAGNIFICENT' chalet . I and daniel decided to make fun of him ... Make bird noises .. message tone and ringtone all birds sound . He dulan go carry white whip , whip us -.- haha ...
sorry la alfred ... 'Dun cry for wats its over but smile because it happened' (Forget -.- , alfred wear the white colour shirt behind write words something like that') I wonder he cry/smile of wat THING ... LOL... frankly saying .. he daniel and i BFF la... = Best Friend Forever -.- also cant make him la ..

Den next day check out , took taxi home with Shihao and yongyang , daniel went for his basketball training . Tats the end of our 'MAGNIFICENT' chalet ...

Sayoonara

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♥ Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Yo peeps . Blog has been dead for some time now ... Well im back to blogging now ..

Class chalet tmr & i dun even noe a damn of it -.- some bastard told me its on this saturday .
heng i go ask alphabet . nt sure whether stay overnite . look at the place den decide ...

Sayoonara

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♥ Friday, October 2, 2009

L4D Funny Hokkien

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