♥ Thursday, May 28, 2009

Sians went to sch today . In Class Kai Seng & Alfred Fight again lols . Kai Seng own lurhh hor . Grats -.- After fight alfred still wan beat kai seng . Man la alfred .
After sch went wif yussouf to slack till around 3 dhen went bck .
nite time slack ...
Thats all for today peeps .

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♥ Saturday, May 23, 2009

Just Another Joke ....

The Lawyer & The Chinese

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A lawyer and an Chinese are sitting next to each other on a long flight.The lawyer is thinking that all Chinese are so dumb that he could get over on them, easy.

So the lawyer asks if the Chinese would like to play a fun game. The Chinese is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines, and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says. This catches the Chinese's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distancefrom The Earth to the Moon?' The Chinese doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the Chinese's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Chinese and hands him $500. The Chinese pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Chinese up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?

The Chinese reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

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Haf A Great Day Peeps .
(:

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♥ Friday, May 15, 2009

Nth to post today . Slacking in hse .
Yesterday went to Marcus hse wif Zehao . Went there see Zehao play audi , i also gt play a little .
Hahas . Dhen Junjie Came ... Chat Chat Chat .
Around 5 went bck home .
Nite time audi again =.='' .
At 11 watched soccer ' Man U Vs Wigan '
It was the day b4 yesterday's game .. Man U Won 2-1 . lols . GoodGame lols .
Haf A Great Day Peeps .

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♥ Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Exams are over peeps !
Well today maths paper 1 was quite easy but paper 2 was a little harder xD
Was Veri restless for the whole 2h45mins . Sianz .
Went home cant play audi gt patch -___-'' RAWR
Slack till audition was ready dhen play till late . Went to sleep .
Lols . Haf A Great Day Peeps .
(:

Posting More Jokes Tmr, Lols (Although Its Lame) . (:

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♥ Monday, May 11, 2009

A Stupid Riddle -___-'''

You May Haf Heard It Before .

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A One Storey Building has a wall , gate , floor , table , sofa and some chairs .
The Wall Colour Was Blue , The Gate Colour Was Green , The Floor Colour Was Black , The Table Colour Was White ,
The Sofa Colour Was Grey And Finally All The Chairs Colour Had The Colour Of Red .

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Question : What Was The Colour Of The Staircase ?












Answer : There Was No Staircase ! It Was A One Storey Building ...

-____-''' That Was Lame .. lols .


Haf A Great Day Peeps .

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♥ Sunday, May 10, 2009

Cr8 Another Joke Today . Enjoy (:

Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter....10 men and 1 woman.


The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that 1 had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.

She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.

As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping ......


Lols . Get The Joke ?
Haf A Great Day .

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♥ Friday, May 8, 2009

Well today was literature test . It Was Neither Easy or Hard ...
I gt so sick of the comprehension . 3 compo in 1 shot . i felt restless after around 45mins..
The teacher who sat the paper was sick man ... All Compo... -__-'''
Furtherdoe , i continue doing till it ended (Finally) .
Hope get good marks for literature . =x

After sch went to Lot 1 wif Zehao , Marcus , yy , JunJie , KaiSeng , Jason , Yew Ann & Daniel .
Some wanted to watch cinema but didint in the end. We dhen went to the food court to eat . Forget bring enuf money -___-''' .
Lend fr Zehao 2bucks .
Slack at there ...

Dhen Yew Ann went home ... The rest went to JunJie Hse while i went bck home .
Well thats all for today .
Well be posting more (Lame) Jokes Tmr ...

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♥ Thursday, May 7, 2009

A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a guy who was a cleaner.

When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it.

Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future. The girl's father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them.

At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home in a local newspaper.Her father said 'If you both come back I will allow you to marry. I accept that you love each other truly.'

So in this way, their love won and they returned home

The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress.He was dressed in a white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his fiancee, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot. The girl lost her senses. It was only after some time that she recovered from her shocked. The funeral and cremation was the very next day as he had died horribly.

Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream.

The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it.

Then when the girl had the same dream the next night,she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes which have blood stains immediately.

She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had the same dream she again washed the stains but some still remained.

Next night she again had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains,and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained

In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone knocked the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old lady in her dream standing at her door.

She got very scared and fainted.

The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue object, which shocked the girl. She asked 'What is this...?

The old lady replied...

'Aiyaa……..try DYNAMO Liquid Soap... just a dab and it will remove all stubborn stains !!! ...........

I know how you all are feeling now... I have been through this too.


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Few M0re Jokes ...


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True Ghost Story In Singapore...Veri Scary...Here's The Story...

This is a story of a young college girl who passed away last month in Pasir Ris.
Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck. She was working at a call center. She had a boy friend called Shankar. Both of them were truly in love. They always talked to each other the phone.


You would never find her without her hand phone. In fact, she changed her cell connection from M-One to SingTel, so that both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost. She used to spend half of each day just talking with Shankar. Priya's family knew about their relationship. Shankar was very close to Priya's family as well. A truly loving couple.

Before she passed away she had told her friends.. 'If I pass away, please bury me with my hand phone.' She also said the same to her parents... Strangely, after her death, people had difficulty carrying her body in the casket. It was very very heavy and 10 men could not even move her.


Eventually, they called a neighbour's friend who can 'speak' with the soul of dead people to intervene.He took a burning joss stick and began strutting around the casket. He went into a trance and started chanting. His eyes went white and started to groan....

After a few minutes, he yelled out: ' This girl misses something here. She keeps saying hello, hello Shankar my love..I can't reach you... ' Then her friends told him about her intentions to bury her with her phone. He then opened the coffin and placed her phone with the sim card in her hands.

Now it took only 4 men to carry the casket into the van. All of them were shocked.

Priya's parents did not inform Shankar that Priya had passed away.

After 2 weeks, Shankar called Priya's mom.....


Shankar :.....'Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me, can ? And, don't tell Priya that I'm coming home today, OK ? I want to surprise her.'

Her mother replied..... 'You come home first, we want to tell you something very important.' After he arrived, they told him the death of Priya. Shankar thought that they were joking. He was laughing and said ' Don't try to fool me - tell Priya to come out, I have a gift for her. Please stop this nonsense.'.Then they showed him the original death certificate. Shankar's legs went soft and he started to shiver and sweat... He said... ' Its not true. We spoke only this morning.. She still calls me.'

Shankar was still shaking. Suddenly, Shankar's phone rang.. 'See, this is from Priya, see this ?' ...The family members were shocked!

They asked him to answer. He talked using the loudspeaker mode so that all of them ca hear the conversation. Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming..."...Shankar my dear I miss you and my family...." It was the voice of Priya and there was no way others could have used her phone with the sim card as it was burried with her inside the coffin.

They were so shocked that they quickly asked for the same person who can speak with the souls of dead to intervene again. He came and brought another ghost master to seek peace for Priya's soul.

He and the master worked for 5 hours.

Then they DISCOVERED one thing which really shocked them....

Scroll Down...







SingTel has the best coverage Wherever you go, their network follows thru heaven and hell !!!

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Haha . Haf A Great Day .

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♥ Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Cr8 Some Jokes T0day ... Enjoying Laughing 0r N0t Laughing . L0l .

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>>> A cabbie picks up a Nun.
>>> She gets int0 the cab, and n0tices that the VERY hands0me cab driver.
>>> w0n't st0p staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He
>>> replies: "I have a question t0 ask y0u but I don't want to 0ffend.
>>> you."
>>> She answers, "My s0n, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I
>>> am and have been a nun as l0ng as I have, you get a chance to see
>>> and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you
>>> could say or ask that I would find 0ffensive."
>>> "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
>>> She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you
>>> have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
>>> The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and
>>> Catholic!"
>>> "OK" the nun says. " Pull into the next alley."
>>> The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker
>>> blush.
>>> But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
>>> "My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"
>>> "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm
>>> married and I'm Jewish."
>>> The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Joe and I'm going to a
>>> Halloween party."


A Few M0re J0kes...

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The Man,His Wife & His Son


"A young man went to his father one day to tell him thathe wanted to get married.
His father was happy for him. He asked his son who thegirl was, and he told him that it was Samantha, a girl fromthe neighborhood.
With a sad face the old man said to his son,''I'm sorry to say this son but I have to. Thegirl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell yourmother.''
The young man again brought three more names to hisfather but ended up frustrated because the response wasstill the same.
So he decides to go to his mother.''Mom I want to get married but all the girls thatI love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tellyou.''
His mother smiling said to him,''Don't worry my son, you can marry any of those girls. You're not his son."

Wa Lan Lei like That Als0 Can ... =.=
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Bachelor's Cat

A bachelor who lived at home with his mother and pet cat went on a trip to Europe. Before he left he told his best friend to inform him of any emergencies.

A few days after his departure, his cat climbed up on the roof, fell off and was killed. His friend immediately wired him with the message: "Your cat died!"

In a few hours he was back home, having cut short his trip in grief and anger at his friend, whom he told "Why didn't you break the news to me gradually? You know how close I was to my cat! You could have sent a message 'Your cat climbed up on the roof today', and the next day you could've written, 'Your cat fell off the roof' and let me down slowly that he died."

After a quick memorial service, the bachelor left again to continue his trip. A few days later he returned to his hotel and there was a message waiting for him from his friend. It read, "Your mother climbed up on the roof today."

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♥ Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Morning went t0 sch. yawnz.
took geography paper . dhen 10.40 went swimming at shi hao & jarrel's condo wif jason,yy,jun jie and clarence.
Clarence came later 0n.
Jason gt bullied -.- .
Swim f0r around 2hrs b4 going home.
whole afternoon revise f0r science.
nite time revise again..
g0t to sleep n0w.
Bye peeps .

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♥ Monday, May 4, 2009

Morning Woke Up Damn Tired .
Strolled to sch . Took temperature taking . NAtional Anthem dhen went to the hall F0r our english Paper, Paper 1.
Paper Lasted f0r 1hr40mins , could manage t0 d0 it :P
Recess 1hr slack wif Jason At the basketball court .
Reccess was soon over and all 0f us went bck t0 0ur classrooms and took an0ther temperature taking.
Paper 2 Started Again which took another 1hr40mins .
After paper went t0 Bk(Burger King) wif Ivan.
Slack at Bk b4 going bck t0 sch wif Ivan t0 look f0r Mdm K regarding the Art Scuplture.
Thereafter Ivan And i WEnt bck home .
WEnt bck home study until YY and Yew Ann called me .
WEnt d0wn t0 the playground and looked f0r them .
Started slacking at the playground.
20misn passed dhen i went up.WEnt bck home continue studying.Nite Time went f0r chinese Tuition.
After tuition went bck home and continue revising f0r tmr's geography paper .
Around 11 Watch channel 8 f0r 1/2 hr B4 going to sleep ..
Damn Tired..

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