------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- >>> A cabbie picks up a Nun. >>> She gets int0 the cab, and n0tices that the VERY hands0me cab driver. >>> w0n't st0p staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He >>> replies: "I have a question t0 ask y0u but I don't want to 0ffend. >>> you." >>> She answers, "My s0n, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I >>> am and have been a nun as l0ng as I have, you get a chance to see >>> and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you >>> could say or ask that I would find 0ffensive." >>> "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." >>> She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you >>> have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." >>> The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and >>> Catholic!" >>> "OK" the nun says. " Pull into the next alley." >>> The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker >>> blush. >>> But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. >>> "My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?" >>> "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm >>> married and I'm Jewish." >>> The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Joe and I'm going to a >>> Halloween party."
"A young man went to his father one day to tell him thathe wanted to get married. His father was happy for him. He asked his son who thegirl was, and he told him that it was Samantha, a girl fromthe neighborhood. With a sad face the old man said to his son,''I'm sorry to say this son but I have to. Thegirl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell yourmother.'' The young man again brought three more names to hisfather but ended up frustrated because the response wasstill the same. So he decides to go to his mother.''Mom I want to get married but all the girls thatI love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tellyou.'' His mother smiling said to him,''Don't worry my son, you can marry any of those girls. You're not his son."
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Bachelor's Cat
A bachelor who lived at home with his mother and pet cat went on a trip to Europe. Before he left he told his best friend to inform him of any emergencies.
A few days after his departure, his cat climbed up on the roof, fell off and was killed. His friend immediately wired him with the message: "Your cat died!"
In a few hours he was back home, having cut short his trip in grief and anger at his friend, whom he told "Why didn't you break the news to me gradually? You know how close I was to my cat! You could have sent a message 'Your cat climbed up on the roof today', and the next day you could've written, 'Your cat fell off the roof' and let me down slowly that he died."
After a quick memorial service, the bachelor left again to continue his trip. A few days later he returned to his hotel and there was a message waiting for him from his friend. It read, "Your mother climbed up on the roof today."
Creator(including pic): ©Inferno
