♥ Saturday, June 27, 2009
Just Another Stupid Joke To Keep My Dead Blog Alive ... [Its Already Dead]
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The Dead Bookkeeper
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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper
has cheated him out of ten million bucks.
His bookkeeper is deaf.
That was the reason he got the job
in the first place.
It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper
about his missing $10 million,
he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks he embezzled from me is."
The attorney, using sign language, asks the
bookkeeper where the money is.
The bookkeeper signs back:
"I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and says, "Ask him again"
The attorney signs to the bookkeeper:
"He'll kill you if you don't tell him"
The bookkeeper signs back:
"OK. You win. The money is in a brown briefcase,
buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens."
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies:
"He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
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Another Joke ....
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Bad Seeing Eye-Dog
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A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day.
They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.
The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket, which he offers to the dog.
A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!"
The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, "To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ass."
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